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ReVeNgE iS a DiSh tHaT iS BeSt sErVeD CoLd!!!


DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons


Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!


I fear no man, I've got a gun.


I can find anyone to hold me, what I need from you is for you to love me!


A best friend isn't the one that bails you out of jail, it's the one sittting
with you saying "We're screwed up!"


U see, U like, U try, U fail...mEaNwHiLe...I see, I like, I want, I get!


a heart is not a play thing a heart is not a toy but if u want it broken........ give it 2 a boy


I have lost my phone number, can I have yours


Dont steal, the government hates competition!


Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.


MySpaceBarIsBroken!!



Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space


If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen


My door is always open so feel free to leave